Is it just me or is there a lot more tension between Craigs and Stans groups on the new season of South Park?

*reading smut*: okay
*reading fluff*: i aM GOING TO PUT MY PHONE IN MY MOUTH AND I AM GOING TO S W A L L O W IT

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

iamaproudsuperwholockian:

counting-to-one-hundred:

APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos” 

REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS” 

WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT

Are we?

yes we fucking are now shut your dirty whore mouth you lil shit

gbfrankie:

Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

zevlag:

thatnellykid:

[source: part 1, part 2]

In Australia, call 13 11 14

In New Zealand, call 0800 543 354

In the US, call 1 800 273 8255

In the UK, call 0800 068 41 41

Wow…

katswenski:

The Silence Has Fallen.

(This is actually day three of Joey not realizing his friends are all pinecones. He is not a smart hedgehog.)

Me: Who's a good boy?
Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
burnout-velvet:

My whole life has led up to the moment I made this.

burnout-velvet:

My whole life has led up to the moment I made this.

Never cried once during or after a breakup, or even when i found out my crush doesnt like me. So why the fuck am i crying over the fact my best friend and brother are dating???

Ive fucking seen what happens when friends date other friends siblings. They talk shit about each other behind their backs! I know, i was the one to hear all that shit. And shes the worst one with that!

God dammit i never get this dramatic, but honestly, fuck this. Im dropping them both. I dont wanna be in this at all, i cant stop what shes gonna say about me, but i really dont care. Theres gonna be too much drama, and im sorry, you guys dont wanna hear this, but i have to let it out before i explode and my friends house.

Wow, i feel like so much shit, and i don’t know why. I should be the one betrayed. I just fucking give up. Literally. I wish i had people out of state I can just go live with so I don’t have to see them anymore…